Happy St. Patrick’s Day!! Here are some jokes for today that you can tell at your workplace or maybe at the dinner table for supper tonight!!
Why did the leprechaun go outside? To sit on his paddy-o.
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? When it’s a French fry.
What do you call an Irish spider? Paddy long legs.
What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended? Game clover.
Why do leprechauns hate running? They’d rather jig than jog.
What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
What does a ghost drink on St. Patrick’s Day? Booze.