You’ve seen those mugs and shirts that say “World’s Greatest Dad”?  How do you get those?  I’ve been a father for almost 10 years and still don’t have one… doesn’t seem right to buy my own, although I always wanted a shirt that said “World’s Greatest Farter”.  There should be a competition every year to determine who should get to wear those “World’s Greatest Dad” shirts.  You could have different categories like:

Fastest Lawn Mower
Oil Change Without Tools
Best Dad Jokes
Know Your Tools

Folks texted in with their suggestions as well…

Ashley-“Most boring story teller”  Lol yeah like who can make someone fall asleep first and start every story with the line “When I was your age…”
Glen-“Best crop dust”
Rob-“How many times does mom say just wait until your father gets home.”
Howie-“World’s greatest Dad should be able to change those toddler diarrhea diapers without puking, retching, or fainting”
Deb-“Hey Trent when my nieces were a little my brother used to put Vicks in his nose to be able to change their diapers lol”
Jenna-“How about for your Worlds greatest day category, you have ones like:
-Greatest cook
-Best laundry folder
-best hugs
-makes kids appointments on time
-best life advice”
Sean-“How about best excuse for why you didn’t ever come back after you said you were just going out to get milk. . If I ever have a son I’m gonna call and Bill or Joel or John. Any damn thing but Sue!! I still hate that name.”
John-“Here is a mug I got from one of my sons for Father’s day”