Have you been invited to a last minute Halloween party, and you don’t have a costume?  No worries.  We found some for you:

Buy a rubber chicken (yes, a rubber chicken).  Then, get an old telephone cord and tie it around the chicken’s neck.  Now, tie the cord loosely around your neck.  Wear a blue t-shirt.  You’re going as “CHICKEN CORDON BLEU”!!!

Use a baseball glove, and put two pieces of rye bread in it.  You’re going as a CATCHER IN THE RYE!!!

LOL.

Click on the link below for some hilarious, last-minute costume ideas.

Cheers to a great day!  ~ Danny.

https://www.realsimple.com/holidays-entertaining/holidays/halloween/last-minute-halloween-costume-ideas